There are many, really many things to love about summer - cold coffee, cooler dinners, the beach - but no less than the list of places to have outdoor sex. When the weather is warm and the hormones are all high, here are 10 places to enjoy the outdoors.
1. On a roof or on a palace terrace, under the stars. The faint traffic noise, the car trumpets will be like a distant column.
2. In a boat! Allow the ocean to set your pace.
3. In a tent, in the woods. Just make sure you moisturize your body with cream. Mosquitoes bite in delicate areas.
4. On a large rock. It's very hot.
5. In a dark alley, in a small town. No plans to move to more restricted areas this summer?
6. On a blanket, on the beach.
7. On wet sand, in a separate bay.
8. Under a waterfall or in tropical places.
9. In a lonely house in the woods. The only noise is that of the leaves of the trees by the wind.
10. In a secret area during a trip. But to be sure, beware of being in the corner of a highway with only one lane.